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  • Videos to Watch
    1. Rubber Johnny [very weird]
    2. Super Mario Brothers Play
    3. Destinys Child Fall
    4. Dough Boy Shit
    5. Censorship Can Be Fun
    6. Baby Beyonce
    7. Talking Dogs
    8. Fight Back
    9. Thats My Boy
    10. Gay BoyFriend
    11. I Want My #*&! Change
    12. LET ME SEE THAT THONG
    13. Stick Figure Matrix
    14. Badger Badger Badger
    15. OMG FUNNY, "Mia HA HA"
    16. Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
    17. Gay P.I.M.P.
    18. Tom, Dick, and Harry
    19. Saddam "Outkast Remix"
    20. Gay Champions


  • Images to See
    1. Boats
      See what is different in your the pics. Look close.


  • Things Too See
    1. Da Man Show [Periodic Table]


  • DONT DRINK DA WATER
    This just some STUFF I see and I dunno ........


    Pic of a Blue Whale......[thanks LURA]
    A Blue Whale produces over 400 GALLONS of sperm when it NUTTS
    but ONLY 10% of dat actually makes it to da female
    So, 360 GALLONS of his sperm is spilled into da ocean EVERY TIME he NUTTS
    Now you know why the ocean is soo SALTY...........DONT DRINK DA WATER!!!

  • South Park

    Look dats me lol well how I would Look if I was in an episode of SOUTH PARK
    lol I kinda look love sick WICH I AM haha but yea
    [ CLick Here ] if u wanna make one.

    This is what Jukie thought I would look like and ya know what SHE IS RIGHT haha hers looks more like me and "bubble butt" YA KNOW HOW I DO [me likes da bubble]haha
    THANKS Jukie !

  • Mr. Honda vs God
    1. Mr Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement.

      At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

      Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him".

      St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

      He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"

      God Said, "Ah,yes. Indeed I am".

      "Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your design.
      1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
      2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
      3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
      4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
      5- Pl us the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and don't even get me started talking about the maintenance costs.

      "Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee look."

      God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results.

      After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.."



  • Freeeeeeky History
    History Lesson

    Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was electe! d President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.

    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
    Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

    And here's the kicker...

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
    A week befo! re Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
    Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading


  • The Sea
    A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea". Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments that were funny and some that were sad. Here are some of them. The kids were all aged between 5 and 8 years.

    This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
    ~~~~~ Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
    ~~~~~ If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
    ~~~~~ I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
    ~~~~~ A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of it's head. (Billy age 6)
    ~~~~~ My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
    ~~~~~ When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
    ~~~~~ I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 7)
    ~~~~~ I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 8)
    ~~~~~ Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age7)
    ~~~~~ My mom has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5)

    ~~~~~ When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6) ~~~~~ When me and Sarah went to the seaside in the summer holidays, we hid in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boy friend. It was fun. (Lauren age 7)
    ~~~~~ A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of seamen inside. (Emma age 8)
    ~~~~~ When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of sailors. (Valerie age 6)
    ~~~~~ Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
    ~~~~~ On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)

  • 10 Things about your race.
    10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    1. Elvis is dead.
    2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
    3. Jesus was not White.
    4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
    6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
    9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
    10. Rap music is here to stay.

    10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT LATIN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:
    1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
    3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    4. Hickey's are unattractive
    5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
    6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
    7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
    8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    9. Maria is a name, but not for every other daughter.
    10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped or theirs.

    10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    1. Tupac is dead.
    2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
    4. O.J. did it
    5. Teeth should not be decorated.
    6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
    7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
    9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
    10. Your pastor doesn't know everything



  • Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

    7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

  • Wicked Jokes....Sorry ladies
    Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested?
    A: She will look down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.

    Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
    A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with the them.

    Q: Why can't you trust a woman ?
    A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?

    Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
    A. You can unscrew a light bulb.

    Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
    A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

    Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
    A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.

    Q: Why do men die before their wives?
    A: To ESCAPE THE TORTURE!!!.

    Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
    A: Its Braille for "suck here".

    Q: Why did God give men penises ?
    A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

    Q: What is an Australian kiss?
    A: It is the same as a French kiss but only down under.

    Q: Define Bra?[simple words]
    A: A modern device used for the upliftment of the downfallen ones.

    Q: Define a Bra? [Shakspearean words]
    A: Under shoulder boulder holder.

    Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
    A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

    Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
    A: They don't have balls to scratch.

    Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
    A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

  • Which one are you? Com' on be honest!!!! or which one do you prefer?
    WHITE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

    IRISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

    ITALIAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

    JEWISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

    CHINESE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN:
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN:
    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

    MEXICAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila,And have sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.