o0o ok me and my gurl Naza and Dalal just got back from eating chinese. we had skipped class ocne again to go eat right [da food was good too] and Naza had to go USE THE BATHROOm. so me and dalal chyllin in da hallway waitin for her to come out. NOw gurls take MAD LONG in da bathroom for some reason and I opened da door and was like "Naza hurry up and wipe and lets go"
But she was not alone in da bathroom, there was some gurls in there. and they asked WHO just said that to you. Naza was like dont worry bout it and they started talkin shyt to her. Naza gets out da bathroom and the damn ugly azz gurls was styll Talkin SHYT so Naza was like *bleep* it and went at the gurl and they started fighting. I am like o0o0o DAMN.. they went at it yo.
then there was like 3 otha gurls there so I am tryin to stop them from jumpin in and they was tryin too. I am like o0o my dman o0o my damn. so fight styll goin on. Hair being pulled, punches is thrown, shyt flyin everywhere, and then the gurl Naza was fighting HER *bleep*IN WEAVE FLEW OFF and slid down the hallway. I was like what da *bleep* was dat..
some damn animal in da hallway [haha]. but ok I was like ehough and I seperated them and they talkin shyt and the dman school guards is comin.. and the gurls LEAVE but for surley the gurl Naza was fightin ran down da hallway PICK UP HER WEAVE and RAN OFF WIT IT! LOL LOLM/b> dat shyt was FUNNY!
lol damn gurls cant get along. Baza was ok though , she aint get in trouble , it was cool and was is CRAZY...the next day came and we saw dat GURL AGAIN... and WHY O WHY O WHY the damn chyck HAD DA SAME WEAVE that flew out her hiar and down da hallway BACK ON HER HEAD!...o0o my damn we was crakin da *bleep* up hahahaha. CANT ACHEIVE IT...WEAVE IT!!!!
Ok ok for some reason Mother Nature dont like me [I dont like her so feelins mutual] but I dont like her cuz she like to Throw shyt on me. Da *bleep* be really trying to hurt me yo.
OK once I was walkin over to my dorm room right, and there are these trees there. [they dont bother me I dont bother them WE COOL] and I am just walkin tryin to get back to my room, mindin my own affairs when POP! A *bleep*in a corn Knock me right upside da dome piece. Dat shyt HURTED yo I got hit up side da head wit a *bleep*in acorn. Dat *bleep* [mother nature] threw it at me yo I SWEAR, but what was worst there was a a squirrel just chyllin there , and he was looking at me like I was stupid yo. I was bout to fight his chip and dale azz!
Then other time I am just chyllin out side my college SCSU [go owls] cafeteria and me and my friends just chyllin after we ate outside. It was a lil but breezy right. And WHY O WHY O WHY a *bleep*in leaf just SMAKS me right across my face. LET ME FIND OUT I WAS *bleep*ED SLAP by a *bleep*in LEAF!!! My whole face turned and EVERYTHING yo, my face was just smaked to the other side [SHE DID IT mother nature yo SHE OUT TO GET ME!!!]
Then another time me and my gurl Naya walkin back to our rooms and there are these trees there. OK now I am a lil bit scured of tress and shyt ya know . Mother Nature got it in for me so I am on da LOOK OUT!!! But I am just walkin and POP! *bleep*in ACORN hitt da floor right next to me!!! YO I PAUSED and just stood SHOOK lol I was SCURED my life flash before my eyes yo SHE ALMOST got me again but haha da *bleep* miss [cuz she OLD]
Yea so dats me and mother nature BUT YO, I WILL FIGHT HER [str8 life]
I was like 8 or 9, and me and all the guys in my family went to Central High School, to go play baseball. Baseball was always the main sport we played, most my cousin and even my brother played for a team at Seaside park, except my punk ass. But I would always play when we played with just us. So we went and its a nice sunny day and we all make teams and then they give us positions. Now yall know they put my punk ass all the way and I mean ALL THE WAY in the OUTTER OUT FIELD. I could not even see the batter real good.
So my ass like ah well, and I was just chillin watchin the game basically. It was mad fun but I was bored, but I aint care too much being out their. Then my cousin Tuto comes up to bat. He swings and the ball pops up. Its in the air, and going far. Then I am like "OH SHIT" it was comin my way. So I dont get scared or nada, I put my glove up and I run to wear I think it will land. And it comes closer and closer, everyone was looking over to me probably thinking I was going to miss it. And BAM! I CAUGH THE BALL! It landed in my glove and, I am LIKE YES!.
Then my whole damn famaily runs to the outfield wear I was at yellin and cheerin for me. They jumped on me and it was so cool! They was all surprised that I caught the ball, I aint think nothing of it but it sure made them go crazy. GOOD AS MEMORY!
Ok this was like 8 years ago when I was like 12 or something and me and my familia just chyllin on da porch. We lived on Main Street and across from a Shell Gas Station right and there was always drama on our street. Fights, arguments, mad car accidents [one where da car went inside da store].
And we chyllin and we was like “ damn I wish something happens” then we look up and we hear arguing. There was some crazy ass white dude arguing with da gas station dude. Da dude was drunk and was like “I gave u fifty dollaz” and da gas station worker was like “no u did not u gave me 20”
so da drunk white dude was goin crazy., So my dumb ass had to be noesy and I went over to buy a bag of chips so I can get a closer look. Then I turn to da side and the white dude was comin and he went to da gas pump and took out a lighter and turned it on and his dumb ass put da FLAME on da GAS PUMP [now what dumb ass would do dat]
so I am like o0o shyt we gon BLOW UP so I went back across da street yo my house.. They called da cops.. Cops came to da rescue right? UM NO! they was talking to da dude and they made da dude get in his car and they acted as if they were gon take him away
but they just followed his car up da street and dat was it because like 2 mins lata da white dude came RACIN DOWN DA STREET to da gas station he hitt 2 otha cars its was crazy.. Peeps was yelling, tries were burnin, all u hear is CRASH, CRASH ..then da cops camr and cahsed his ass up da street IT WAS SO COOL right in front of our porch I loved livin on dat street.
Ok it 09-11-03 and me and my peeps was like we goin to go out to this club called MYAS so when we get there we go in and da dude like “Where yall IDs” and we give it to him and he like this club is now 21 and over, so we ha to leave. So then we like lets go to Vandome, I been there before I knew it was 18 and over so we go there and we in line and BAM “YOU have to be 21 and over”
so we like “FUCK” so then my friend was like lets go to that CAT WALK and I like “what da hell is dat” Da Cat Walk is a damn STIPPER CLUB. I was like “o0o damn” so we go right, its sad we too young to go to a club just to dance but we old enough to go see a bunch of naked women. So we get in we sit down, we chyllin. And a stripper come and I like “o0o0o damn DATS MY COUSIN!” haha my damn family is crazy.
So she doin her thang ya know and I am wit my damn lesbian friend and I am seeing some LESBIANISM in full play I was like “WHOA!!!” then da next chyck come on she was ok doin her thang. All I know is there was tities, ass, and pussy all in my face, so I was slidin dolla bills all down her body. Dat junk was crazy, So we went and just sat and chilled for a while, this other gurl came out but I was not feelin her too much so we just layed back.
THEN this another gurl came out “Samantha” she was not all dat cute but she had a BANGIN BODY yo, so me and my friend Jolly go up there and we watchin.
This gurl WAS WORKIN DAT POLE, she was swing and twilrin and spinnin like a damn ballerina on dat pole yo, I was like “GO AHEAD!!” she CLIMED all da up da pole! And slid down into a split! Then she came in front of us cuz we was sittin right in front of da stage, and she just takin her cloths off, she had nice body yo, nice tities and both her nipples was pierced and she had a belly ring wit a tattoo, VER NICE!! And I gave Jolly a dolla right and da gurl came and WHOA the stripper layed her head on Jolly lap and LEGS WAS ALL OVER DA PLACE
I was like “DAMN!” Then she got back on da pole and CLIMED UP AGAIN she wrapped her LEGS AROUND IT and let go of it with her hands and she was in da air HOLDIN ON TO DA POLE WITH JUST HER THIGHS!!! dat junk was CRAZY!!!!!!! so then she came to me and did dat head in my lap thing and all I kept sayin was “JESUS JESUS JESUS” dat shyt was crazy yo. Then da stripper was like “I want you to get up turn ur chair around and sit facin da otha way” I am like “OK” so I turn my chair and sat da otha way, then she was like “Lay ur head all da way back” now I am TURNT AROUND head LAYED back on da stage then she is OVER ME she is like “DON’T MOVE” she places a dolla on my lips then she is like “DON’T BREATH”
so I am took a BIG GULP OF air and I am MAD SCURED so then she dacin on top of me and then DROPS DOWN TO MY FACE, her “AREA” is all over my face and she picks up da dolla bill of my lips wit her pussy!!!! I was like “DAAAMNNNN!!!!” then I get up and she comes back to me and grabs me close and put my face in her chest and bounces her tities all over my face yo “DAT JUNK WAS CRAZY!!!!” there was just pussy and tities all over!!! So then we bout to leave cuz its getting too crazy and we go back
and Jolly roommate is there right and her roommate wanted to see da stripper “UP CLOSE” too so they go up there and “o0o0o MY DAMN!” da stripper takes Jolly roommate STAND HER UP and da stripper is just all OVA HER and THEN takes off HER SHIRT and then takes off Jolly’s roommate BRA OFF!!!! I was like “DAMN!!!” so they dancing together for a hot second and then they kiss and everything!! Dat junk was CRAZY so then I go back up and cover Jolly roommate so she can get her cloths back on then I am like “OK LETS GO NOW” I had fun we goin back AGAIN!
OK my dream was weird, I don’t know WHY I dreamed it but this is how it went, I was on a quest from a village, I don’t remember the village or the people but I know I was sent to this temple to retrieve some magical stones. So my dream started when I was at the temple, it was big and old and I had to find my way inside. I got inside and I walked to the bottom room and walked in the middle. In the middle of the floor there was a circle and I look up and I saw the stones, BUT THEN this crazy ass HUGE monster demon I guess the PROTECTER OF THE STONES came, it was HUGE yo and loud stomping around, so I RAN!!!
Ran out the temple and ran behind one of the old temple walls, the wall had holes in it so I could see the demon coming around, so as it turned I kept turning but it was FAST!! And for some reason my roommate was there too, so we both running cuz the demon caught up with us around the corner so we RAN to the hole in da ground where the room with the stones were, but the demon was right behind us and CAUGHT my roommate! I kept on running I knew this was my only CHANCE to get the stones for the villagers I ran to the hole, hanged on da side and dropped down, I ran to the center of the room, the demon went the other way but I could hear it coming FAST AND LOUD I notice the 2 circles on both sides of the circle I tired and PUSHED them but they were broken!!1 I could see the stones up but I could not reach them,
I searched all over the circle in da floor and I did not know what to do the DEMON was real close now BUT THEN I saw these lil buttons in da floor, I pressed one and it WORKED and one stone came down YES!!! I kept pressing all the buttons on da floor and all the stones kept coming down too me I grabbed them all right when the demon was in front of me! But I had them already and he was too late, I was SAFE the demon just left away and I walked out of the temple and walked to the villagers DATS IT haha too bad my roommate died but I GOT THE STONES!!! [this was some tomb raider type of shyt!]
Ok when I was young like 10, [even now still] I did not like going to the doctors. Well doctors ok, but I did not like NEEDLES and I do not like people touching me that I do not know. I also do not like to show off my body. So basically me my brother and my mom went to doctor's office. Me and my brother had to get physicals. So it was all good until it came to the part where we had to undress and let the doctor check us. My brother did not mind and just took of his cloths, me on the other hand,
I was not takin off nothing! I refused to take of my cloths. My mother and the nurse tried to hold me down and remove my cloths. I pushed and punched and fought them. I was not lettin them take off my cloths. Like I was really going at it. It got so bad they had me pinned on the floor. Nurse had her whole fat body on top of me, and I was trying to get her off me and my mom had my arms.
So I was kicking and BAM! I kicked the nurse in the face! The nurse got so mad and my moms grabbed and pulled the shit out of my shirt and got it off me. I was there pissed and crying. My mother was so mad at me, but it was weird shit did not hit me. I was mad scared when we left but she did not hit me. We went to my aunts house and she did not hit me. I was like cool I am going to get away with this right? um NO! As soon as we got home and I got to my room, My mother BEAT MY ASS! She kicked me in da head and everything! Domestic violence I swear! but I desserved it I guess. Whats even funneir, my damn tooth came out after that lil beating.
I was like 8 or 9 and I lived right next to like 10 of my cousins, so all we did all day and night was play in our yards. It was MAD FUN! We would play games all damn night long. One time we all played Freeze Tag. And for some reason I was IT. Now my ass was short and chubby when I was younger, and I dont know why they thought I could run and catch everyone. But it was mad cool.
I was IT and there was like 12 of us out there. And I caught everybody! Everyone was frozen around the base. Everyone was tagged my me!. SO I was VICTORIOUS!!! but then damn, my cousin Tuto was upstairs takin a shit. Any everyone was callin him to come down and unfreeze them. I saw him comin down the stairs to outside, and I refuse to let him unfreeze anyone. So I chased him, but the fucker was too fast and he got one person then another and damn.... But it was so much fun!
Ok I was in the 5th grade, and I remember that my hair had grew ALOT. I was WOOFIN, so my mother was tired of my hair being so long she she decided to cut it. I aint want her to cut it becuase she dont know what she doing. But I had no choice, so she forced me to sit there and let her cut my hair.
So my mother cuts my hair. I look in the mirror to see my hair and I just start CRYING. Oh my god that rican lady messed up my hair so damn bad, I just kept crying and crying! I was like " I aint going to school tomorrow!" she was like "ok ok ok you dont have to go to school tomorrow" So she let me stay home.
But I had go to go school the following day. I was a little late and I walked to my locker, my boy Duarte was there and he saw my hair cut, and he was like its ok. He goes in the class room. I put my jacket in the locker, I am takin my sweet ass time becuase I want to walk into my classroom and have everyone see me.
But I had to go so I go in and you would have thought I was Chris Rock or somebody becuase the whole damn class room started laughin at me!!!! Everyone just looked at me and started roling. I just put my head down and walked to my seat. Then I look up and my damn teacher and MR. WAKELING WAS LAUGHIN AT ME TOO! Oh My God Damn! *dies*
I think I was like eight years old, and I remember having this huge crush on this girl named Teasha. We were neighbors and we always played together. We use to dance together all close. I remember we always used to be “close” and it was cute. People around us use to hint like we liked it each other, but I never really played it no mind, I just knew I liked her and liked to be around her.
One day we were sitting outside the corner store on Madison Ave. I sat down next to her, looked at her. I then gave her a real quick tap kiss on her lips. I know I was mad nervous but I aint really think about it I just gave her the kiss real quick with out thinking. Then she slapped me in my face! She BAM right in my face. It did not hurt or nothing, she just played the hell out of me. I remember just sitting there speechless like “what the hell just happened” cant believe she slapped me, I been gay ever since lol ITS ALL HER FAULT.!
[Saturday, March, 18th 2006 @ 01:16 am. ]
Last Friday, oh my god, yall would not believe the damn episode I had at the movies. Ok here is the story, I am sitting down watching the movie, and its right in the middle of the movie The Hills Have Eyes and its at the part where all the action and killing is going on. All of a sudden, I get mad lightheaded, mad dizzy feeling. So I get up to go to the bathroom. As soon as I walked around to the exit and was walking to the door, my body felt mad heavy, my vision was all fucka dup, the room started moving and shaking. I was so scared I walked to the door, and walked out. These two white boys there was like “are you ok, are you ok”. I could not breath right, and I just said yea, but I could not move, I felt mad weird. I was against the wall and I fell down to the floor. I could not get back up, as I tried to get up I started throwing up, I threw up twice before I made it to the trash, there was throw up everywhere. I started throwing up in the trash, some black lady some to me asking me for help, I aint talk to her I was trying to breath. Then the damn slow ass white managers came and asked me for help then left. I fell to the floor again. Now see as this was all going on with me, in the same theatre some white was drunk out his mind causing mad trouble with people, and he even kissed some other dude’s girlfriend. They called the cops. So my ass is layin on the floor, trying to breath, and the managers and cops are right next to me paying me no damn mind. They put yellow cones around my vomit but me, nothing, just left me laying down on the ground. No Kind Of Help So I am trying to call Joey on my cell, but of course you have to turn off all cell phones, so I tried Jeff luckily he don’t turn off his phone so he comes to my aid. I was fine after all that, I was not sick or nada. I was just mad them fuckin white people aint pay me no mind, damn North Haven Cinemas, fuck that movies. I think it was the movie that made me feel that way. At 1st I was like no, but then my boy Mihkel said the same thing happened to him when he saw this movie, he had the same symptoms and stuff. So I think it was because of the movie. The movie had people who were disfigure, and I always had a phobia of that. Even in the beginning of the movie they showed a lot of pictures with babies that were disfigure and it made me feel mad uneasy. Crazy night huh.
