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[Tuesday,July, 22^nd 2008 @ 3:44 am.
Howdy Peoples. Well I guess this is July’s blog.

Work.
Optimum is cool. Same o shit really. It is getting a little easier since I am the bomb at the job, I am always walking the floor. Now I am a Mentor so I get to train and coach the new people that come in. I like walking and mentoring, I get to be more social, I get to help people, and best of all more time off the phones. Being on the phone and taking care of people really aint that bad but sometimes people are so fucking dumb or crazy. I had this old Latina lady cursing up a storm at me. But she was kinda cute. She had me rolling usually I rush people off the phone when they ignorant but with her nah I let the convo roll for entertainment purposes. She had be rolling “I no pay for shit, you crazy” haha. I miss her. I had the other older black lady she was wilding out to, she was like “there aint no nothing on tv, I like watching them shows where they kill people” then she was like “this bill needs help oh in the name of Jesus” haha. Fun times.

Cablevision had me so mad the other day. Bitches at work stole my damn digital camera! I just bought that fucker to. And there are pictures in the memory card of me so I know they know it is mines and no one returned it. Damn ghetto ass bitches. So I had to buy yet another digital camera yesterday. Let’s see how long this one lasts.
Soon we will be getting some Stars (work points that equal a dolla a point) I probably gonna get like 300 stars. So that’s $300 HOLLA. Show me the money. I don’t like black people. BOOP. Haha. And I cannot wait till August 5th, I finally get my damn vacation, sick and personal time. I am gonna be calling Spoc like a mother fucka. YAY! *snaps*

OMG and today was so sad. A co-worker died. I was so sad, I was getting all teary eye I had to hold back. She passed away early today from a diabetic shock. I can’t believe it I was just joking around with her Friday night. My love goes out to them fam and friends. *sad face*

Familia.
The goya clan is all good. I got all my nephews down now. My nephew Eli came down from Florida. I took all the boys to the movies to see Handcock The movie was good it wasn’t the bomb but it was good. The boys liked it. Then I took them to Mc Donald’s to eat. It was a cool Tio and Nephew day. Boys be driving me crazy though, they like being in my room because I got the Xbox 360, but they stay fighting! All day I say being the mediator until they piss me off enough and I kick them out my room, haha.

Out and About
Last weekend it was Tiesha bday. We went clubbing Wednesday to Botega in New Haven CT. The place was tight but it was ok for Wednesday night. Music was ok… It was fun after the club because Tiesha was so damn drunk. She couldn’t even stand up straight haha. I would hold her up and be like “look everybody” and let her go so she can wobble down and then catch her before she fell. Haha. We went out to Lady Luck in Bridgeport, CT. It was a cool place. They played all music, like everything. Rap, reggae, Spanish, rock, pop, techno, they even played two gay beats… I was like hmmmm the DJ must be a homo to haha. It was mad hot in there though but I would go again. Tiesha has three drink tokens and I am so going to steal one. (shh don’t tell her) It was funny after because we trying to leave home and Maria is acting like she Captain Save A Hoe and trying to help this lady that was passed out on the floor. I was like “just leave that bitch, she will be aight” I mean there was a group of guys surrounding her, she was going to be just fine. Haha that mean I know.

Went out clubbing Saturday Night. I went with my home girl Tiesha and her home boys. The club was so damn ghetto so not worth the hour drive it took to get there. Place was mad hot, Oh My God, I had sweat dripping all down my balls and neck. So damn gross I swear. Then there was people smoking weed and it was so mad contact all night long. They played a lot of reggae which was fun. But blah, I was there like last year and I don’t think I will be back until another year haha. Boop.

I went and drove myself to the Bronx and Brooklyn last week. I went to go visit some homo buddies of mine that I aint seen in a long time. It was cool. I mean the drive sucks because traffic is fucking crazy and my car’s AC is broken. I got to chill with Benny and got a lil cuddle action. Then I went to see Jesus and Jamie. I wanted to take Jamie out to eat for his b day but his anorexic ass didn’t want anything. So I ate chino food and then me and Jamie drove to the BK to pick of Jesus and we all went to the movies to go see Hell Boy 2 the movie was cool. It wasn’t the bomb but it was cool. Before the movies there was a dope advertising display of this new movie coming out called step brothers or whatever. It was a huge photo album billboard. I kept turning the pages. I thought it was so damn cool. Haha. I am a dork I know.

Homo on Homo.
So Jaiden, so damn adorable, but such a damn mess. I mean ah well. It is what it is. Again, I waste my time and energy on him. Again I over do everything and try to hard. Again I get dissed. Whole Greek Tragedy Event. I done tried so hard to work something out for him. It was his b day and I done bought him mad shit. I got him his favorite candies, I got him an outfit a shirt and shorts, I got him boxer briefs, I made a photo shop picture of me and him and printed it and the old one (the one below this blog entry) and I framed both for him and I got him two fitted hats and I even had his name engraved in one. I am just too nice and I always care too much. But I loved making him smile He even said “it was the best present I ever got” so it was worth it even though he didn’t deserve it after all. Nigga dissed me once again. He always just thinks about himself and pushes me to the side until it is convenient for him to show up again. I mean I guess that’s just his personality but kinda sucks for me. *shrugs* so I kinda fell back from him and deleted him off my myspace and he called me asking me about it and I fell so bad because his voice cracked and he said he had to go. I never ever wanted to make him sad but it was something I had to do because I was pretty much wasting my time. It is the same shit every time with him. I can literally copy and paste the same shit I wrote about him a year ago from an old blog. So sad. Jaiden aint ready for me he still needs to figure himself out. But then something crazy happened to him and I almost started crying at work. But I was walking the floor so I had to take a personal and go away for a few minutes and then I went back to work. Then we were texting and I told him I would only be there for him as a buddy and NOTHING else and he started talking shit. And it was really bad. Ah well. That’s done with. I got a cuddle out of it though *smiles* ….(kinda sad but I still care for him. And think about him. But don’t tell him that. Haha)

So just going to move forward. I got to rethink my take on the homo species. I need to learn how to be basic nigga at first instead of a great nigga at first. Only do as much as gets done for me. Keep it 50 / 50 not 95 / 5 haha. It might be hard because I love being a sweet heart but it’s not worth it half the time so why bother. I got to put myself first finally. Boop.

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[Sunday,June, 29^th 2008 @ 3:44 am.
Blog time whores. Um what is the update?

Working Man. I am still with the same job. It is ok I guess for the most part. I like when I have to walk the floor and I get to help other people. I get to chit chat and joke around more and plus I don’t have to take care of customers so that is always wonderful. Boop. I just had a Mentoring Training. So now I will be mentoring new hires, so that will be more fun. I get to be off the phone and I get to help the new people, which should be cool. I was just awarded XSP (Extreme service provider) which just means I am working too hard and my stats are mad good. They had an opening for a Lead Position but I decided not to go for it just yet. I am going to wait till I get better at handling escalations. They I might go for da lead job. It is way more job but the money is better. I need to start busting some more overtime and save some money… but eh, sleeping is so much more fun. *smiles*

Familia of GoyaThe family is cool. I don’t really see them that much. I am always working or sleeping in my room. My lil cousin Erica bounced. She ran away to her boyfriend’s house down the street. Mad drama but I guess with the laws now a days since she is 17 her mom cannot do nada. I kinda miss her annoying shrieky voice haha. I hope she ok but she only going to do what she wants. I guess she is in her rebellious teenager phase or something. I don’t know *shrugs shoulders*

I am excited my little nephew Eli is coming down from Florida. I aint see him in like a year so cannot wait to see him. I got suckered in on buying his plane ticket. I am just too damn nice sometimes. But it’s worth it. He is coming down tomorrow. So that should be fun fun fun. I got another kid to trip when they walk by. Yay.

Out and About. Eh haven’t been clubbing to much this past month. Just a few times I guess. I got to get my two step every once in a while so… The last time I went out we went to Vandome. It was ok. Music was bumping but the crowd was blah and again it was too damn packed. My home girl buddies are bumping heads. I miss our little optimum trio. Girls argue too much. I would they would just brad each other’s vaginas and get over it already. *shrugs*

I went to the movies last night with my bootleg cousin Miguel and my coworker Lucy. We went to see Wall E. That movie was so cute. Wall E is so adorable and affectionate and cuddlely. So damn cute. I just wished I had a chulo to hold his hand during that movie. *sighs* It was a fun night; of course I had mad jokes. Me and lucky was cracking up the whole time haha.

Homo on homo. another whole Greek Tragedy. Mr. Jaiden has returned. Kinda excited yes kinda not… I don’t know. If yall remember the drama from my old blogs yall know why I don’t know. But he
said sorry and what not. I forgave him. He said a lot of nice things and I kinda understood where he was coming from so…I decided to give him another chance at being friends. We are keeping it cool for now. We finally met for the first time, he was so cute, Drunk too damn homo, but still mad cute. We got to cuddle. I was loving it. Don’t tell him but holding him was the highlight of my summer so far. I finally got to hold him after damn mad years. I was playing with his hair and pinching his little butt. SO DAMN CUTE. *faints* It was cute to because he was puckering his lips trying to give me a hint. And I was like “what is wrong with your lips I don’t understand” ya know trying to play stupid and he was like “give me a kiss” so I did. *smiles*

I guess I am keeping it cool for now, hoping for the best though. *crosses fingers* this time around seems better. But with him I just don’t know sometimes. So we will see. It is his b day Friday and I gotta go to his b day at this homo club in CT. should be fun. I am going to go see him tomorrow actually to. I better get a cuddle. I miss his smell. I like him. a lil. alot. I dont know. *dies*

Ok basic blog now time for bed. Miss me till next time guys. I am gonna try and work out a new layout and some more content, I know I been sleepin on this web site shit but I been working a lot so blah. Until next time, “so long, farewell avedazien good bye” (song from family guy haha I love that Stewie he is such a cue lil baby homo haha)

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[Monday,May, 26^th 2008 @ 1:18 am.
Miss me? Well duh I am Orlando Soto Jr.

Optimum Whore. Work has been ok. I got chosen to be a SME. Which I forgot what it stands for but basically we have a new system, IDA, and I help other people learn the new system. I get to walk the floor and answer questions and show people how to do what they need to do. I like helping people so this is way better then just taking phone calls back to back. I have been doing a lot of overtime still. I will continue with that same path so I can save for a place to live… I got my Stars Gift Cards from my job but I think they cheated me on about 100$ so I have to find out some info. They aint taking my money. *pops collar*

Tomorrow is a holiday but I am going to go into work anyways. Shit I work 8 hrs and get paid for 24. Triple time in full effect. It better not be busy tomorrow. It wasn’t busy today so I am hoping tomorrow going to be an easy ass day. No one better call Cablevision for nothing! I will do a no truck disconnect on all your accounts “muahahahahaha” (evil laugh). Other then that work is the same.

Familia Goya people are still da same. I like my family they all funny and goofy and dramatic. It is very entertaining. I like my lil nephew Josh he is such a dork. I record Power Rangers for him so he waits up for me when I get out of work at 11.30pm and we watch it together. Then when he leaves he be like “Thank you Tio, you’re the best Tio” aww so cute. *smiles* I been trying to buy my “kids” stuff more. Every pay check I get a different kid something. They are so cute.

Weekend Activities. Been playing video games, I am loving Grand Theft Auto 4. Game is fun, I get to steal cars, kill cops, have sexy with girls, go to strip clubs, ride helicopters. Much fun much fun. I also been going clubbing to the hetero club a lot more. My home girls from work make me go. Damn them to hell. Haha. We have fun though. We drink our two blue long island ice teas and a shot of protrone. Yummyness, we be in the matrix. Then we do our usually New Colony Diner and get chicken tenders with French fries cheese and gravy,

This last weekend we hit Clubb Sixx in CT. It was ok. They had these reggaeton dudes singing. It was kind of gay, they sounded gay, looked gay… gay. They had some anorexic chick dancing in the middle; it was a whole Greek tragedy none the less. It looked like a paraplegic, A Cup candy cane on stage haha. BOOP. Then a fight broke out, niggas was getting knocked out. Chairs started flying and bottles were being busted. Yea time to leave… damn dude had his whole face covered in blood. Heteros just can’t act civilized. It is so sad. I won’t be going back to that club any time soon. Then on Saturday we took my cuz Tiesha to da airport. Fun road trip I guess. Then me and Maddy went to Fordham Road and did some window shopping. I got to spend my Stars Gift Cards and bought some XBOX 360 Stuff. So cool weekend I guess for the most part.

Ok no more typing, stalk me later bitches.

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[Wednesday,April, 16^th 2008 @ 2:48 am.

Hello Earth Peoples.
Optimum Provider. Well work is ok. I won 25 stars today. Starts are like something we get when we do well or win raffles. Pretty much a star is a dollar so I won 25 dollars that I will get towards a gift card… one day. I won a raffle today for the 25 stars, I won 3 times in a month’s time. Go me. That’s $75 dollars I got coming to me. I got coached the other day by my Manager and Supervisor. I am on some List and they said I “hung up on 86 people” I wish I hung up 86 people. They are researching my calls to see what’s up. But I didn’t do it. I wouldn’t do that. I know it can be found out so that’s something stupid to do. So I will be fine. I am an optimum service provider *flips hair*

I got nominated for a Bronze Award. I don’t think I will win but cool to be nominated. I still want to leave. This lady had me so mad today. Dumb air head white lady. She wanted a supervisor since I laughed at her. Don’t be dumb and I won’t laugh. BOOP! But it was an easy day. I love availability (when no callers are calling) Today is the 16th marks the 3 months of me being perm at CV. So that means I get free Cable, Net and Phone. YES! Bout damn time I get something good from this place.

Medical Visit. I went to da doctors. This old man molested me. It was gross. I mean I guess its what doctors do haha but still. He all unbuckled my belt and made me cough out loud. That was weird. But I am all good to go. My only condition is being a homo. I should collect disability. Then they took my blood. Bitch took 3 viles. Like don’t she know I need that. It didn’t hurt though I was surprised. I got the blood test back. Everything was great only my cholesterol is high but then again I eat Mc Donald’s and Kentucky friend chicken everyday so… time for Subway haha. I am still waiting for the HIV test results. *crosses fingers*

Dentist visit was today. They took x rays and told me all this BS. Wanna have like 5 visit and do all this teeth work. $3,000 after my insurance covers $6,000. I might cut back on all da work and do the important stuff first. I aint got time for root canals and stuff. Sike your mind make your booty shine. I want braces though. Hmmm. Maybe that invisiline stuff. One day.

Out and About. Too many nights at the hetero club. I became a Club Vandome whore. Whole Greek Tragedy. But I be having fun. Music is good. Heteros are kinda blah, they smell weird. But fun none the less. I become a fan of the Blue Long Island Ice Teas. Yummy. Tastey and colorful *snaps* Every night we go out we end up in New Colony Diner. French fries cheese and gravy in full effect. I kinda miss da homo club. It is a little more fun then str8 clubs.

We went bowling. That was fun. We went right after work. Why o why o why I got drunk at the bowling place. like who in America gets drunk at a bowling alley. I DID. I got a strike though haha. "go me go me go me" I was so twsited. I mean I wasnt drunk drunk just like overly tipsy. I was in da Matrix for like 6 hours haha. I had to leave my car at my job and my girl Maddy brought me home. fun night.

I went to the movies with my girl Addy on Friday. Whole Greek tragedy, we went to see The Ruins movie was cool for da most part. But I started feeling weird and I got all hot and dizzy. I went to the bathroom because this happened before and well same thing happened again. My legs felt heavy and I fell to the floor and couldn’t breath. I am layin out on the hallway floor of the theatre trying to breath. Haha how gay is dat. I felt better after that. Note to self: no more movies with gore or stuff. I need not to be laying on movie floors. It is weird though I love scary movies and scary games with blood and gore. But at the movies it happened 3 times. 1st was the worst 2nd was ok 3rd was in da middle. But to be safe. No more crazy ass movies for me. Unless it is good. *winks*

Pets I bought two new pet lizards today. I bought two fire bells frogs last week. I don’t want them no more. They making a mess in the tank. I will post pics one day soon. But the lizards are cute. Some of my other lizards died. I got the same old 5 geckos and 1 curly tail lizard and now two Lacerta lizards. I am a dork I know.

Homo on homo none at the moment. 11 months now. Wow. *dies*

ok I am done. Miss me till next time bitches.

  

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